Sven Weil's Dusty Corner of the Wild Wacky World of Web


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Hello and thanks for checking out my very own dusty and cluttered (but very homey) corner of the World Wide Web. I hope you enjoy your visit.

Upon entering, please take a seat, extinguish all cigarettes and securly fasten your seat belts. Make it your priority to locate the 12-gauge shotgun in the gunrack nearest you and be prepared to use it in case of any raids by New York City Mayor Rudolph Giuliani and his Police Department, Minister Jerry Falwell's Moral Majority, the Ku Klux Klan or the Conservative party.

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If you wanna know how to get rid of our puke-talking walking-skeleton Hizzoner, the Mayor of Screw York City, visit this page!!!!! Down with RUDY!!!!

retirerudy.com

Give props to my good friends at chookus.com for all that free rotgut they've provided to keep me going through this difficult time.

{THIS PAGE IS STILL UNDER CONSTRUCTION. THANK YOU FOR YOUR COOPERATION} (even though there's not a damned thing you can do about it)

This page was last updated: October 27, 2000.

Email me at sven@gordsven.com

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Assuming you're not a f--king tree stump, you will notice I scored a SIX. This is straightacting.com's expanation:

LEVEL 6 -- MOSTLY FEMENINE

People are starting to place bets that you are gay. You do a lot of things and have a lot of behaviors that are the stereotypical gay feminine traits. You enjoy exploring your feminine side. Most people just assume you are gay and go on with it, which is just fine with you.

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TAKE THE SLUT TEST!! Behold my score. I did pretty good, no? Hey...so I enjoy sex...and a lot of it..when the mood hits me..don't blame me... :-)

And now for the very very fine print:

All contents are © 2000 Sven Weil and WEIL Radio Communications, all rights reserved. (Uncredited use of any of this material will result in my tracking you down and stringing you up by your undersized, mouldering testicles so the buzzards can come and pick at them for dinner)